It is well-known theorem that

*time* = *money*

We also know that money is the root of all evil, or expressed mathematically:

*money* = sqrt(*evil*)

Furthermore, we know that the number of women you get is basically your
amount of time multiplied with your amount of money:

*women* = *time* * *money*

Putting the first equation into the third one leads to

*women* = *money*^{2}

and by application of the second equation (*money*^{2}=evil)
we find that

*women* = *evil*

In other words: __Women are evil.__ Q.E.D.

Two important facts of life are

*time* = *money*

*knowledge* = *power*

On the other hand, power is work divided by time,

*power* = *work* / *time*

Putting the first two equations into the third one and solving the result
for *money*, we find that

*money* = *work* / *knowledge*

This tells us two things you always knew: The more you work, the
more money you get and, more importantly,
__the less you know the more earn!__ Q.E.D.